(laugh) I remembered how my friend
had been humiliated by her ex-boyfriends,
and I suddenly wanna laugh.
I only wanna laugh because
she was laughing
when telling her love story.
I guess she’s already
invincible. Poor her. (sniffs)
Her love story was really tragic.
But it’s not as tragic as “Romeo and Juliet,”
but also can’t be compared to
“Love Story” the Taylor swift’s song.. Thehehe..
My friend here,
she was really—what can we call it here?
Shy?
Maybe.
But then, to my surprise, she has a lot of boyfriends.
Not boyfriend as in typical
boy + friend = boyfriend.
But boyfriend, boyfriend.
Yup, the special one.
Meaning that, when she’s being dumped,
she always had another spare.
Pretty good huh?
But then, the reasons of all her break-ups,
was because of her ex-boyfriends
keep humiliating her.
Humiliating in a sense of what?
Appearance.
Maybe.
Body?
Yup.
Face.
Uhuh.
(No offense) she does have pimples,
and she’s not the person that can claim the title
“Miss Universe”, but she’s
sweet.
I think she’s funny, and has many other criteria
that sank her one and only flaw, ‘the pimples’.
Speaking about pimples, they are women’s enemy—number one in fact.
I remembered how my other
friend was
very afraid of having pimples.
And actually, not only her.
I do too.
Anyway, back to my friend, I think I should call her V.
It’s much easier. (laugh)
anyway,
V’s boyfriends were not just
normal boyfriends.
They are handsome, or sort
of.
But I can say that they were not ugly.
I somehow wondered how she can easily find
replacement one after another.
And well, I can’t compared on
myself because.. me?
I am only on to friends’
thing, and not boyfriends’ thing. (laugh)
Anyway, her latest boyfriend, Bob,
(last for 2 months, then now, gone.)
They have clashed due to the uneasiness
that V felt since he was kind
of really handsome,
that she felt kinda low in front of him.
She does have pimples,
but I think that guy didn’t have to stress that fact to her.
So what if she has pimples??
Everybody else does, and they
haven’t die having it!
Just so you know, people who looks nice at the face,
but humiliating other people at the back,
doesn’t seem to be different.
You have ugly heart.
And I think people with pimples
are more pretty than your
ugly heart.
There’s this one time, V was sitting with her friend,
Z at the shop, waiting to photocopy something.
And there’s this guy, he came along and chit-chatting with Z,
since he know her.
Z: How’s the oral test going?
The guy: Pretty fine. (Looks at V) I get the topic ‘pimples’ for the
oral. (laugh)
Z: Oh.
V was like.. What the F*** is he trying to say, that A**hole!!
V felt really shy because of her pimples,
And she’ve done so many things to cure it.
The latest, she’s been using so
many products and so far, I think she looks better.
Anyway, the moral value is..
Don’t easily disgrace other people
because you think you’re handsome
or pretty, or whatsoever.
Pimples may come, but remember,
they might go too.
So, use T3..
or Oxy..
Or.. whatever.
XD

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